Holy Zingers from the Holy Bible

Holy Zingers from the Holy Bible**

Zingers of World Counter Punch Zingers from God Bible Paradoxes

1. Much of the
Bible is poetry,
to be taken less
seriously than
other parts.

2. There are so
many horror
stories in the
Bible.

3. Why has the
world forsaken
Palestine?

1. Desires to pick
and chose from
Bible what applies
to himself in order
to justify his own
ways and thoughts.

2. There are
horrors of offences
against God in
their own life so
that a scapegoat
of horror is needed.

3. Why has
Palestine forsaken
God, the God of
the Bible and the
Father of the Lord
Jesus Christ. Islam
is so new on the
world scene of
history, it is hard
to believe they
think the world
belongs to them.
That is the work of
Satan!

1. "ALL Scripture is
given by inspiration of
God, and is profitable
for doctrine, for
reproof, for correction
in righteousness that
the man of God might
be..." (II Timothy
3:16,17)

2. "Repent, and let
every one of you be
baptized in the name of
the Lord Jesus Christ
for the remissions of
sins, and you shall
receive the gift of the
Holy Spirit." (Acts
2:38,39)

3. "For, behold, in
those days, and in that
time, when I shall bring
again the captivity of
Judah and
Jerusalem, I will also
gather all nations, and
will bring them down
into the valley of
Jehoshaphat, and will
plead with them there
for my people and for
my heritage Israel,
whom they have
scattered among the
nations, and parted my
land. And they have
cast lots for my people;
and have given a boy
for an harlot, and sold
a girl for wine, that they
might drink. Yea, and
what have ye to do with
me, O Tyre, and Zidon,
and all the coasts of
Palestine? will ye
render me a
recompense? and if ye
recompense me, swiftly
and speedily will I return
your
recompense upon your
own head..." (The
Prophet Joel 3:1-4)

1. "Let no one deceive
himself. If anyone
among you seems to
be wise in this age, let
him become a fool that
he may become.
wise. For the wisdom
of this world is
foolishness with God.
For it is written, 'He
catches the wise in
their own craftiness',
and again, 'The LORD
knows the thoughts of
the wise, that they are
futile.'" (I Corinthians
3:19-21, Job 5:13,
and Psalm 94:11)

2. "Most assurerdly, I
say to you, unless a
grain of wheat falls in
the ground and dies, it
remains alone; but if it
diesit produces much
grain. He who loves
his life will lose it, and
he who hates his life in
this world will keep it
for eternal life." (John
12:24,25)

3. "These six things
doth the LORD hate:
yea, seven are an
abomination unto him:
A proud look, a lying
tongue, and hands that
shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth
wicked imaginations,
feet that be swift in
running to mischief,
A false witness that
speaketh lies, and he
that soweth discord
among brethren."
(Proverbs 6:16-19)

"The men of Nineveh
shall rise in judgment
with this generation,
and shall condemn it:
because they
repented at the
preaching of Jonas;
and, behold, a greater
than Jonas is
here.{Jesus}
The queen of the
south shall rise up in
the judgment with this
generation, and shall
condemn it: for
she came from the
uttermost parts of the
earth to hear the
wisdom of Solomon;
and, behold, a greater
than Solomon is here.
When the unclean
spirit is gone out of a
man, he walketh
through dry places,
seeking rest, and
findeth none.
Then he saith, I will
return into my house
from whence I came
out; and when he is
come, he findeth
it empty, swept, and
garnished.
Then goeth he, and
taketh with himself
seven other spirits
more wicked than
himself, and they
enter in and dwell
there: and the last
state of that man is
worse than the first.
Even so shall it be also
unto this wicked
generation. (Matthew
12:41-45)

Versus*

NOTES: Zingers will be added to the
chart above as they become obviously
blurted out.

Versus*: There is nothing really new under the sun,
and from generation to generations, we also have many
Balaks and Balaams today of all ages and disguises, those
who like Baalam and Balaak both "love the pleasures of sin
for a season" and "love the wages of unrighteousness."
(See the Doctrine of Balaam." Without giving an inch of
what we are instructed to do in the Bible, we do recognize
the realities that: "if anyone among you wanders from the
truth, and someone turns him back, let him know that he
who turns a sinner from the error of his way will save a soul
from death and cover a multitude of sins." (James 5:19,20)
And a few are to be delivered to Satan for the destruction
of the flesh, they can be saved but singed as has been
stated, and with words of wisdom from the Bible to "deliver
such a one to Satan for the destruction of the flesh, that his
spirit may be saved in the day of the Lord Jesus." (I
Corinthians 5:5)

**ZINGERS--For an explanation of Holy Zingers and the
Zingers from common sense plus Apologetics, see Zingers.